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support / faq

questions. allegedly.

are these real shirts?

yes. made to order, printed, shipped, worn in public if you are brave.

how long does shipping take?

the target is 3-5 business days after production, but reality occasionally has hobbies.

can i return it?

v1 policy target is 14-day returns for unworn shirts. final policy gets locked with Shopify/POD setup.